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hello guys, my comrades have been pestering me about coming back here after all these years. I'm not here to stay, but I'm so happy a lot of you have gotten much better since last time: both in art and in general. 
 Have a nice day!

Johanne

btw, I'm 18 now, which seems surreal after almost 3 years away from here
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Don't hate me, please
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It's going to be a long one, but I figured I should post it as a whole, rather than chapters.

Summary:
"It was only so long a mermaid could go without feasting human flesh."

It's a Mermaid!AU, but not the fairy tale version - rather the version with the original mermaids who were drowning men at the sea. Mostly serious stuff in the beginning, but we meet Naruto very early on. I've been wanting to write a mermaid fanfic for the longest time, alright. And you deserve it.

It'll have a mature content warning due to violence/gore and ideologically sensitive material
what do you think?
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NARUTO 632

1 min read
SPOLIER*
THE WORLD'S BEST MANGA CHAPTER EVER IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANKIND
I USUALY DON'T FANGIRL OVER SAKURA BUT OHMYDEARLORDJESUSCHRIST I SWEAR THIS SERIES WILL KILL ME AND EVERYTHING THAT BREATHES ON THIS EARTH
AND SASUKE
FREAKING SASUKE
AND NARUTO
OH GOSH NARUTO
AND SAKURAAAAAAAA OHMYGOD YOU GO GIRL

IT'S FREAKING BADASS TEAM 7 COMING TO KICK YOUR ASS WITH NO MERCY WITH ALL AWESOMENESS THEY'VE STORED UP SINCE PRE-SHIPPUDEN AND I'M DYING OF FANGILRING AND HAPPINESS AND TEARS AND I JUST WANT TO HUG ALL THREE OF THEM LIKE 'YOU GO GUYS, YOU'VE DONE WELL, ALRIGHT I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT - I LOVE YOU'

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT NARUHINA OR SASUSAKU OR ANY GODDAMN SHIPPING AT THIS POINT;
MY BABIES ARE TOGETHER AND FRIENDS AGAIN AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS, YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT. THIS IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
NARUTO CAN END UP WITH A FREAKING THREE FOR ALL I CARE RIGHT NOW


...and then Sasuke decides to make another crappy decition which will turn it all around again, that bastard
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I was tagged by :iconruana007: ;) Thanks dear!

Rules:
1. You must post these rules.
2. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create ten new questions for the people you tag to answer.
3. You have to choose 10 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
4. Go to their pages and tell them you have tagged her/him.
5. No tag backs.
6. No crap in the tagging section about "you are tagged if you're reading this." You legitimately have to tag   10 people!
7. Tell the person who tagged you if you did it.

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Mah answers:
1. What are you doing right now *evil grin* ?
I'm sitting by my desk at home, too tired to work on my Merida cosplay, because my feet have been killing me all day in Oslo, sipping hot chocolate and sometimes reading Fairly Tail manga ~
2. Tell me your inner desires!! Na, im just kidding: What's the evilest things you did/wish to do?
I think the most evil thing I've ever done was to enjoy getting my baby brother chasing me (me at the age of 5, him 2) and then smacking the doors on his fingers when I saw him reaching for the doorframe as hard as I possibly could because I enjoyed his pain.
The most evil thing I want to do is to become a dictator and burn all the people I dislike in this world.
I want to use a big building machine and completely destroy my old grade school to pieces because of the terrible memories of metal and physical bullying both me and my kid brothers had to go though because the teachers said it would "pass away by itself"
This is more politically, but I want to stop the immigration to Norway. We have enough dealing with ourselfs and our problems with job hunting and education and we simply don't have space and work places enough for even more people. (this is burid deep within me because I have lost of friends which I love with all my heart who are immigrants, but what I mean is that it can stop now, we can close the door to Norway for awhile)
I WANT TO ROB EBAY OKAY
3. Did you ever beat the living wits out of anyone? And why :3
I have been fighting people, but is didn't turn out like that, so no, not yet
4. How many animals you had in total during your entire life span O.O *gazes into soul*
29. 6 cats (Robert still lives! :D), 2 dogs (Max is still healthy and fine!), 2 rabbits, 19 guiney pigs (yeah, I know, A LOT)
5. Im thirsty. Are you thirsty? I really like Redbull. We should get a Redbull. You can get a Redbull, I can get a Redbull! WE COULD SHARE REDBULL! Riiiiiieeeeeeedddbuuuullllllll [link]
I've never had a redbull actually O___O Wonder what it tastes like
6. I really dont know what else to ask: Oh i know! Whyyyy......dooo........we exist? Let's unravel the mysteries of the universe together
Because some shit exploded and here we are, alright

Aaaaaaand I'm too tired to make any questions, sorry, and also too tired to tag people so goodnight, you guys, I'll sleep on belts tonight
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